Day 7, Accomplished: Te Anau to Queenstown (via Milford Sound)

4:45pm

Left Te Anau around 10:15. I’ve spent about four hours on the road and I’ve just arrived in… Te Anau.

The road to Milford sound starts and ends at Te Anau, basically.

Had yet another coffee and a vege stir fry with udon at a local cafe.

9pm

I’m in Queenstown!

Oh, heck no. My day was waaay longer than that. Give me some time.

Re-e-wind, when crowd say ‘bo’, selecta!

(Thank you, Mr Craig David).

Here’s my morning video in three parts:

Act I – Salutations and plan.
Act II – The ‘anxiety, or mere preference?’ paradox.
Act III – The jester, the bird and the high horse.


Droned out

New Zealand’s most gorgeous locations are not particularly drone friendly. After my experience last night, I can’t really blame people for distrusting inconsiderate and potentially dangerous pilots, either.

I’m guessing the ban around these sightseeing locations (especially in the mountains) is due to the possibility that a rescue helicopter or the like may have to be flown in anywhere at any time… but still.

How about paid temporary passes from the Civil Aviation Authority of NZ as a solution? A kind of drone licence that can be purchased with the passing of an online multiple choice exam?

Glacial valley – on the way to Milford Sound

Aside from some cropping to remove a crowd of people, the following images have not been altered.

Eventually, it was like I was back in the highlands.

Angle 1
Angle 2

Then I finally arrived at Milford Sound. It was… okay. The ride and the sights leading up to the place made my day. The destination was just a pretty bonus.


I also happened to meet Greg, a Canuck (from British Columbia eh?) who’s on a similar journey with Maisie, one of the other bikes from South Pacific Motorcycle Tours! 😍

Greg and Maisie.

As per the original post for today, after Milford Sound, I got back to Te Anau, had something to eat and then moved one towards Queenstown.

No, that wasn’t it either. More to come!

Have another Roadside Rant™️.

In this particular edition, what I’m desperately trying to say is that this trip has reignited my adventurous spirit.

I have familial ties to Tasmania (my paternal grandmother was born there), so I owe it to myself to see whether the answer to why my innards delight in the crisp air and amongst mountain ranges lies down there.

“Flat plain”. Yeah, I said it.

Have an outtake.

Fatigue is a surreptitious little enemy. I’m in the habit of taking breaks, but sometimes I’m a little far gone.

Thankfully, the ensuing video clips can be quite entertaining
👌😉

🤦‍♀️


Queenstown

Not long after that effort, I rolled into my destination and eventually located my accommodation at the Reaver’s Lodge (any Firefly fans?!) at the top of a very steep road.

The view from the balcony was quite nice.


I wandered around a bit and was surprised at how very Surfers Paradise the centre of town is.

People dress up in Queenstown. People wear perfume and cologne by the litre. Though, after a week of rain, road and nature, it could be that my nose had become a little more sensitive.

It’s a very good looking place with that strong tourism vibe.

Fergburger

At 10pm, I remembered that I was supposed to try something. Something (allegedly) amazing.

I donned my thermals, grabbed a jacket and sauntered back into town.

There was still a bit of a queue at 10:15pm for this Fergburger joint.

Another 15 minutes later, with burger and onion rings in hand, I made my way to the wharf where I was instructed to sit on a bench seat to enjoy the view.

Whaddaya expect? It’s 10:30pm 🤣

The burger was great as were the onion rings.

My view was of a floating pub with a bunch of drunk tourist on board, singing 90s pop music… and not a star in the sky 😑

Back at Reaver’s Lodge, I climbed the treacherously steep and tiny stairs up to the loft, settled in to the comfortable double b- wait, this is two singles pushed together! Oh whatever. G’night.

Day 6: Milford Sound, maybe?

9:30am

I’m still in bed.

Whilst having lunch at the Classic Motorcycle Mecca, I decided to book two nights at a motel that looked as though it had a private bathroom. That was my only requirement.

It seems I scored with the Anchorage Motel. The first thing I noticed was their URL – ‘teanaumotel.co.nz’. Somebody got in quick.

Right now, I’m sipping on a coffee in a mug from the fully stocked kitchenette. They even supplied a little bottle of milk 😍

It’s the simple things…

  • The bed is warm thanks to the heated mattress liner.
  • The tiles in the bathroom are heated, as is the towel rack.
  • There are coin operated laundry facilities on premises, just a few steps away. They supply the washing powder.
  • As already mentioned, they have a fully stocked kitchenette with pots and pans and cutlery and crockery just ready to go.
  • Ohhh yeah. They also have a freaking hot tub out the back.

What do?

It’s raining quite heavily, on and off. Ruby is parked undercover, just outside the front door.

I understand the road to Milford Sound is quite entertaining, with multiple slow speed switchbacks, which seems like something better enjoyed in the dry.

Bah, I’m just making excuses because I don’t want to say that I just want to laze about for a while and recharge.

You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to go shopping. I’m going to buy some veges and eggs and spaghetti, make myself a breakfast, edit some videos, do some laundry, update yesterday’s post, recharge my drone batteries (because you never know when that may come in handy 😤) and listen to the rain.

More later…

11:00am

I can’t help but feel that a person with some local knowledge, a car decent enough for Uber and with drone photography skills could make a killing in places like this.

🤔

I’ve also just noticed that ING is refunding my overseas transaction fees AND the ATM fees on my Orange Everyday account. ING being amazing, as always.

1pm

I went shopping.

I made a hearty lunch.


See, this is another thing I didn’t consider. Accommodation with cooking facilities 🤔

Cart whatever leftover ingredients I have from point to point. It’s camping without the tent.

Do people do this all the time? This is brilliant.

Yeah, nah

I did this instead:

PG version. The original cut contained gratuitous scenes of extreme relaxation that would’ve been completely NSFW.